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How to be Annoying in a Computer Lab:

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say, "Just in case..." mysteriously.
Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
When you start up a PC, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.
Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was a line or two.
Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in a great flood" and continue working.
Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.