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How to be Annoying in a Computer Lab:
  • Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
  • Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
  • When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
  • Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
  • Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
  • Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
  • Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
  • Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say, "Just in case..." mysteriously.
  • Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
  • When you start up a PC, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.
  • Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was a line or two.
  • Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
  • Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in a great flood" and continue working.
  • Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
  • When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
  • Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.